ing young ladies who, having read"David Copperfield," have thereupon sought out a small, longhaired dogof nondescript breed, possessed of an irritating habit of criticisinga man's trousers, and of finally commenting upon the same by a sniffindicative of contempt and disgust. They talk sweet girlish prattleto this animal (when there is any one near enough to Maillot Suède Pas CHer overhear them),and they kiss its nose, and put its unwashed head up against theircheek in a most Maillot Bayer Leverkusen Pas CHer touching manner; though I have noticed that thesecaresses are principally performed when there are young men hangingabout.
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All the conversation, consisting, as it does, of the very dregs ofimbecility, is addressed to this confounded animal. The family sit ina row all day New England Patriots Kvinnor long, watching him, commenting upon his actions, tellingeach other anecdotes about him, recalling his virtues, and rememberingwith tears how one day they lost him for two whole hours, on whichoccasion he was brought home in a most brutal manner by thebutcher-boy, who had been met carrying him by the scruff of his neckwith one hand, while soundly cuffing his head with the other.
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Among these people everything is done through the dog. If you want tomake love to the eldest daughter, or get the old man to lend you thegarden roller, or the mother to subscribe to the Society for theSuppression of Solo-Cornet Players in Theatrical Orchestras (it's apity there isn't one, anyhow), you have to begin with the dog. Youmust gain its approbation before they will even listen to you, and if,as is highly probable |
